The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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