Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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