the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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