OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
that's an acceptable place to lick
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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