the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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