And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Rumble strips road head = magical
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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