You work out of a Hotel?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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