when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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