the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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