how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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