Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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