it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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