if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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