youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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