Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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