you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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