The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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