So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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