Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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