I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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