Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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