look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
