Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
