goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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