Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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