I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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