I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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