She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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