you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize