I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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