i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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