Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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