I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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