it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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