K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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