you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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