everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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