It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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