question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We are two peas in an std pod
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Drake has all the answers
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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