did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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