i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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