So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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