And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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