It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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