I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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