apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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