dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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