First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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