my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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