I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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