I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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