hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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