The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
In the future we'll all be gay
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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