I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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