This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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