I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
