Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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