I got chris browned last night
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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