Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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