Buhtt sex?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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