Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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